In the good old days when my eyes were those of the eagle, my reactions as sharp as a razor, and when my knees still contained all their constituent parts and didn’t creak like nineteenth century floorboards, I used to play cricket.
I’ve just bought some shower gel. Now there’s an opening sentence to grab the attention.
I’ve channeled my inner Pam Ayres for today’s entry, so it’s in Rhymes. If you don’t know who Pam Ayres is, read this and you’ll get an idea!
For many years past I had yearned for a pet
I’d got to my teens and no sign of one yet
